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Diana Loi.
20. Orange County, California. Van's Bakery. West Coast University for Dental Hygiene. Premium Disneyland pass!
Me: People don't like me.
Dennis: They're just retarded.
Derp: You have a nice butthole
Herp: ..........What???
Derp: Huh?...nothing.

mem0rare:

vaginaraptor:

grimrapper:

maeduh:

i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about

unless its hitler

then it’s only nein times cuter

(Source: matsuis, via fuckyeahrandomstupidity)

A dramatic reading of “Sexy and I Know It”

(Source: tyleroakley, via j0nawithazero)

cellar door by coryjohnny.