Me: Hey mom, can I try some of your Stella Rosa?
Mom: Okay, just a sip, but be careful. You might get drunk!
My mom was saying how she wanted to go to Hoover Dam.
My dad responds, “Why? You take a tour and all the tour guide says is, ‘Hello, welcome. Look. Hoover Damn. Bye bye.’”
Me: Hey mom. I'm going out for dinner tonight. Just letting you know so you don't make dinner for me :)
Mom: Where are you going? Who are you going with? What time are you going to be home?
My mom woke me up early and had me get ready for a lunch date with her and my dad :) She was craving Japanese, so we went to Sake 2 Me Sushi (what kind of name is that?). All you can eat sushi for $19, plus free appetizers. Their food was so bomb. Later at night, momma and I went to get massages :3 It made me so sleepy. Now I don’t want to do my essay or study for my tests for tomorrow :(
Mom: Come over!
Mom: Your dad got an iPhone and he's really excited about it. He won't stop talking about it. He wants to show you.
Dad (screaming in the background): COME OVER NOW!!
My dad called me to ask me if I was hungry. I said yes. He starts laughing and says, “Too bad, I’m eating pho,” and hangs up. He calls me a couple minutes later saying, “Your mom said that was too mean. So did you want any food?”
Me: Mommy, I have a headache :(
Mom: Bryan does too. Want a Tylenol?
Me: I cant swallow pills.
Bryan: I can't either.
Mom: WHAT KIND OF CHILDREN DID I RAISE?
I’m thankful for my momma, the woman who was determined to save me when doctors told her to terminate the pregnancy because, as a fetus, I was too weak to survive. She took off work for months because her everyday movements would cause a miscarriage. She’s a strong woman who has taught me so much these past 19 years. She’s sacrificed so much for me and my brothers. I love you momma. Thank you for texting me when you miss me and letting me snuggle in between you and dad when I’m sick.