i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about
unless its hitler
then it’s only nein times cuter
(Source: matsuis, via fuckyeahrandomstupidity)
Dumbfoundead: This is a song I wrote for my ex-girlfriend.
Crowd: AWWWW!
Dumbfoundead: It's called 'Bitch'.
Jenny: Swim like the wind Nathan!
Nathan: *Looks up at the trees*
Nathan: Noooo, the wind is slow today.
THIS GUY AGAIN! His other one was hilaaaarious too hahah. And the guys who sing along x)
(Source: dontbetardyfortheparty, via transterrr)
ADELE VS BRITNEY SPEARS- TOXIC IN THE DEEP
TIGHT
If my kid puts his shoes in the fridge, I’m gonna smack him so hard. -_-
But anyways, nothing against Filipinos. If I found one for Vietnamese or Chinese people, I’d laugh and facepalm myself just as bad.
cellar door by coryjohnny.


